A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...