Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...