Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...