Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...