high tech
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....