A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...