Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...