The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/. When reaching your sexual climax do you?a) Make low...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...