Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Latest software technology
Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest...