How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
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What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...