The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...