Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.