Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!