GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...