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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
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A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
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Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
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Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
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The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
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La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.