Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!