Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Sounds of the Wild
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Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
A drunk orders himself a beer
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The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
I have a keyboard error
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