By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....