Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...