10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...