Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...