How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...