Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...