Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...