10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...