Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...