Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…