It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...