Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...