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Sex Is A Killer
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A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Revenge of the blondes
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A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...