Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....