Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...