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Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
The Psychiatric Hotline
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Totally Useless Info
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Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Counting cars
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Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...