How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...