The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...