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The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...