Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...