Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...