Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...