Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....