20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!