If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...