For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!