Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...