Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...