The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.)
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...