7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...