I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Laughing gas in balloons
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DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...