Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...