Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....