Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...