Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?